Oh. My. God.

This is deeply disturbing:

"A reading by Mrs. Bush was a highlight of the weekend. At a Friday opening gala, the first lady recited a poem she said President Bush (news - web sites) greeted her with when she returned recently from France, where President Jacques Chirac had kissed her hand twice. It read in part:

'Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my lump in the bed
How I've missed you.
Roses are redder
bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.'"

And this man has access to the button.