Thank God

This is the sort of leadership this country has been begging for. Why, without a government mandated week of protection, my marriage my might never survive my constant philandering and brutal physical abuse. Just because a couple of homos love each other and treat each other with respect they think they deserve to get equal treatment? If I let my wife speak out of turn, I'm sure she would express outrage at the very thought. At least she would if she knew what was good for her!