Why My Boss Sucks

My boss is a hyperactive, micro-managing nutball. Nothing is good enough for him. The biggest compliment I ever got out of him was, "It will do for now, I guess."

He has the gall to criticize other's people skills. Consider the following situation. An customer has brought in a vintage bass guitar he wishes to sell to the store. He has heavily modified the bass. While the modifications can only be considered improvements as far as tone and playbility are concerned, they have destroyed the bass's value as a collector's item. An employee brings the bass to your attention. You correctly suggest that the store would be willing to shell out $100 for this bass. The employee makes an offhanded comment that if the customer is willing to part with the axe for $100, he, the employee, may just buy it himself. For this employee to attempt to buy the bass for himself would violate company policy. Your response should be;

a) Haa haa. Yeah. But don't do that.

b) You do know that would violate company policy, do you not?

c) You do that and I will fire you!!!!!!

If you chose "a" or "b", you have decent people skills. If you chose "c", you are my manager. Get the hell off my blog, you fucknut.

The worst part is, I found out today that he make 7 times what I make.