Max: And So On

Enough of the "Conservative Max" thing. That dead horse never did anything to me.

So, there is a fair amount of stupidity cropping up lately. First there is that idiot who shot a bunch of people when they told him to get out of their deer stand and off of their property. Maybe I haven't been paying attention, but shouldn't the anti-gun, anti-hunting be foaming at the mouth about this? I can't say I am upset they aren't, but this is the sort of extreme, unheard of event that sets off the nation's demagogues. The right may be a morass of anti-intellectualism and excessive inbreeding, but it seems like the left is getting just plain lazy. Lately, the left in this country seems to have the killer instinct of marzipan. How am I supposed to be a fair and balanced asshole if the left refuses to pull their weight in the rush to destroy reason and measure? Come on lefties! I've led enough campaigns when I was in college to know that our side has no shortage of morons. Why let the right have all the fun!

Where's Gloria Allred when you need her?