Monday, February 28, 2005

Jericho: Zombies ate my freedom!

Yup, they have gone too far.

I thought kids were getting the short end when they were given detention and suspension for giving away Tylenol and Mydol. I thought The Establishment couldn't get any worse when they expelled kids for carrying toy guns. But this, this takes the cake!

Okay, fine, we don't want another Comlumbine or 9/11 - granted. But, some kid who made no specific threats, mentioned no real names, and writes a story about, yes, ZOMBIES, is a terrorist? He commited a felony? I wrote about radio-active hamsters killing lunch ladies in my school newspaper - everyone thought it was hilarious! Of course, I wrote that for the public, mentioned names and didn't do it in the state of Kenfuckedupy!

If this kid has a legal defense fund - I'll find it and post it. If he doesn't - I'm going to start one! The entire State of Kenntucky should be jailed for this bullshit!

12 Comments:

Blogger Jericho Brown said...

Here's an article that completely missed the INTERESTING side of the story - way to dig for that scoop!

http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/news/10982804.htm

February 28, 2005 9:17 AM  
Blogger Jericho Brown said...

Here's another good one:

http://www.winchestersun.com/articles/2005/02/24/local_news/news01.txt

"So, the kid didn't make any specific threats, he didn't have any weapons, he didn't have a gang, he didn't actually do anything - but we're hoping to keep him from raising an army of the undead and taking over his school!"

February 28, 2005 9:21 AM  
Blogger Jericho Brown said...

I love it when news organisations don't do their own journalism - it's the Irate Weirdos way!

http://www.wkyt.com/Global/story.asp?S=2998292

February 28, 2005 9:23 AM  
Blogger Jericho Brown said...

My favorite part about this, so far? His grandparents turned him in. I'm sure Christmas will be a special holiday this year! "

Thanks Gramma and Grampa! The raping I got in jail will be something I will remember forever! Lucky for me you taught me that my creativity, intelligence and freedoms mean nothing compared to your right to raid my stuff and turn me over to the cops!"

February 28, 2005 9:31 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Boo!

February 28, 2005 10:51 AM  
Blogger Max Dobberstein said...

Jericho, you silly person. We must stop the terrorists from writing stories about zombies. It is only through a harsh censorship regime that we will be able to preserve our freedom.

February 28, 2005 12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate this commenting system.

Anyway- I love the way they are only reporting the one side of the case, except for the first article, anyway.

March 02, 2005 5:58 PM  
Blogger Jericho Brown said...

I'm starting to wonder if the "liberal" media has gone so corporate that the only news they will print is the news that won't get them sued or in trouble with the Reich.

March 04, 2005 9:39 AM  
Blogger Max Dobberstein said...

There is no "liberal" or "conservative" media, only corporate. If there was more money it in, Fox News would spin off to the left in a second.

March 04, 2005 1:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

william poole,has a ,and what you all dont understand william has mental problems,he is bypolar,and senticfrantic,and he his grand parents is just after his and his brother and sisters money,they get the problem is his grand parents told him it was okay to write his feelings on paper,but when he moved out,thats when the grand mother,turned him in cause he wanted his money,he go more,if you want to know call,his friends

March 09, 2005 4:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hello,this is william mother,william has got many problem,he is bypolar and if he dont get the meds he needs he will have this bad spell,i went through the same problem in powell co..when he was a juvennille.he did the same stuff,thank you,,,,

March 09, 2005 4:16 AM  
Blogger Max Dobberstein said...

I may not under stand what you have to say, but I will defend with my life your right to ramble incoherently.

March 10, 2005 2:31 PM  

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