Max: After Midnight
I ripped my vocal cords to shit at work. What I want more than anything is to eacape into a few hours sleep. My body has other ideas. Like coughing up green chunks of demon shit when I so much as think about lying down. So, in a few hours, after a night of no sleep, I get to drag my hamburger vocal cord back to work and rip the shit out of them again.
Shoot me.
Shoot me.
posted by Max Dobberstein at 3/19/2005 12:07:00 AM
3 Comments:
I recommended you put a bunch of pillows on the bed and sleep semi-upright. I could get the bean bag chair out of the attic for you, even.
So, what if your boss actually sends you home because of your condition? I can't imagine them firing you for that. Maybe talk -er- whisper your situation (lack of sick time) to your boss tomorrow and see what he can do. It can't hurt to ask. Worst that happens is he says "sorry, you're S.O.L."
I love you!
Now, now, now, you know a lot of worse things could happen. Boss could be having a bad day and decide to kick the next employee with a complaint square in the crotch. A coworker might just snap due to having to handle extra call volume and take out management in a bloody coup...wait, ok that's not worse, that's actually probably a well established fantasy...but you get the drift. There are worse things that could happen.
Actually, seeing John kick someone in the crotch would be rather amusing.
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