Max: Harry Potter Revealed
I must warn you, this post contains spoilers. No, not about the current Harry Potter books, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. No, I have managed over the past few days to uncover the ultimate spoiler, the ending of the as yet unnamed final Harry Potter book. Please do not ask me how I came by this information. Too many lives are at stake. So. Here it comes. Do not read further if you wis to wait for the final book to know what happens. I mean it.
Okay...
It turns out that Neville is actually the autistic son of working class New England widower Arthur Weasly. The whole of the Harry Potter story arc is in fact a fantasty he has while spending his day staring into a snow globe while being watched by his grandfather Albus while Arthur is at work.
Okay...
It turns out that Neville is actually the autistic son of working class New England widower Arthur Weasly. The whole of the Harry Potter story arc is in fact a fantasty he has while spending his day staring into a snow globe while being watched by his grandfather Albus while Arthur is at work.
posted by Max Dobberstein at 7/21/2005 10:38:00 PM
8 Comments:
This MUST be a joke. If it really does end that way, I'll burn all my Harry Potter books!
Oh my God, it all makes since now...it all...it's like a...a giant puzzle coming together in my mind...it's...wait...it's fragmenting...no, come back! Well crap, it's gone. Oh well, back to the job search. later.
holy cow, did I really just spell "sense" as "since"? I have got to start getting more sleep.
I didn't want to call attention to it. Mainly because I'm lazy.
umm...hello? Anyone home? kinda quiet around here of late. Hmm, I know, I'll start a fight with Max...umm...Nuke gay whales! No, too obvious. Hmmm...Boy, isn't it great how Bush is, uhh, well, actually he's not up to much lately. Damn. Uh, Ok, forget fighting, not really in the mood anyway. So, seen any good movies lately?
Your are too in the mood.
I take it Hermione was Nevilles handmaid then?
Yeah. In book 8 she "teaches him to be a man."
Whoops! Looks like I just slipped into "slash fiction" mode. Sorry.
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