Max: Urine
I just received the following email from my wife;
It's kinda funny... the phone rang a while ago and it said "xxxxx health" so I answered. "Laura?" "Um, yeah?" "I just wanted to let you know your urnialisis came in and you're all clear." "That's great, but I didn't take one." silence on other end of line. "I was in yesterday, but I didn't take a urine test." "What were you in for?" "Poision Ivy" pause again "When's your birthday?" "10/6/77" (no happy birthday from her) more pausing. "Ok, we'll straighten it out." "Thanks. I'm glad to know whomever it is is healthy, though" "yeah. bye" No humor in that woman. yeish.
posted by Max Dobberstein at 10/06/2005 05:22:00 PM
9 Comments:
You're silly. :-) But that call was fairly entertaining for me.
"forojett" That's my word verification to post this comment. I like it. It should be a real word.
How did you get poison ivy again?
I have been cultivating it. I think there is a real market for it as an exotic household plant.
Cleaning up the yard, still. It comes back, ya know? And even if I kill it in our yard, it can be growing in someone else's and then move over to mine again.
It bites.
Max, I think it's time to hit the Army/Navy store and buy your wife a military grade NBC suit.
She prefers HGTV.
Nuclear
Biological
Chemical
Jeez! :)
Home and
Garden
TeleVision
Jeebus! ^_^
I don't think a haz-mat suit would even help me and my poision ivy allergy. I can see it a mile away and still get it.
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