Jericho: How do you make a hormone?
I just had a strange set of thoughts sitting here at my desk, day dreaming as I work.
As some of you know, my hormone levels are pretty low. I wrote about this a while back.
The odd thought process I just went through went something like this: if I had to choose between playing a video game, having a real meal (not diet food) or having sex, having sex would come in at a serious third place. At my hormone level and my current body image level, this might be understandable.
However, my next thought unsettled me a bit. I tried to think of two things I hated doing. Instantly, washing dishes and going to work came to mind. When I compared them to having sex, I was forced to pause. While I would rather have sex than go to work, I would probably rather do dishes than have sex. I assumed that I would have put sex at the top of that list, but when I actually stopped to think about it, sex came in second. That is so not normal, nor is it right.
As some of you know, my hormone levels are pretty low. I wrote about this a while back.
The odd thought process I just went through went something like this: if I had to choose between playing a video game, having a real meal (not diet food) or having sex, having sex would come in at a serious third place. At my hormone level and my current body image level, this might be understandable.
However, my next thought unsettled me a bit. I tried to think of two things I hated doing. Instantly, washing dishes and going to work came to mind. When I compared them to having sex, I was forced to pause. While I would rather have sex than go to work, I would probably rather do dishes than have sex. I assumed that I would have put sex at the top of that list, but when I actually stopped to think about it, sex came in second. That is so not normal, nor is it right.
posted by Jericho Brown at 3/30/2007 10:59:00 AM
6 Comments:
So why aren't you using your man gel, then?? You have insurance. You have no excuses! Testosterone=horny=sex is better than doing the dishes. It all adds up.
I am taking my treatments. That's the joke.
oh. :( R U sure they're bringing you up to a normal level? Maybe you should check with your doctor? Loosing weight will probably help with that too, but I'm sure you already new that.
Loosing weight is apparently the answer to all my problems. At least it is according to my doctors.
Oh, yeah, there's no doubt. Being fat is the mortal enemy of the medical profession.
I'm just afraid that it might leak over into other professions: "Yup, Mr. Brown, your sink is leaking. I'm afraid it's leaking because you are fat. Just lose a little weight and that sink will dry right up."
Now what happened when you lost all that weight and we still had the house...nothing was fixed :P
Hmmm ... I wonder. If I had lost more weight, maybe the basement would have painted itself!
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