Jericho: Hey, Baby! Nice set of ... brains!
People confuse me. A lot.
I need someone to explain this to me. A normal, intelligent woman puts on clothing. The clothing is revealing - it accentuates or some how shows off her breasts. This female then goes out into public and becomes angered when males examine her chest instead of making and not breaking eye contact. Now, if a store didn't want to sell an item, they wouldn't put it in the front window, would they? If you don't want people to look at your breasts, why show them off?
I ran across an ad on a dating site that just infuriated me. This woman had a very high opinion of herself to begin with. She was indeed somewhat attractive, but nothing out of the ordinary. This is one of my favorite parts of her profile:
The First Thing(s) People Usually Notice About Me
First, I get the dumb guy drool from those who notice my body.
Then, I open my mouth, and people notice the stark contrast between their foolish stereotype and who I actually am.
Then they notice I'm an ego maniac! Geez. The above would be just annoying, but the pictures she included with her profile make the whole thing insane. The first picture is of this blond, wearing jeans and a black top. But, she is squatting and leaning forward. So, the eye is immediately drawn to the deep "v" between her bra-less breasts. You can see all the way down to her stomach - no exaggeration. The second pic is the same girl in a red dress, cute but no big deal. The third picture illustrates the point beyond all else. Again, our blond brainiac is in a sexy top. This time, it's red lace and nothing else. Her nipples and tan lines are visible through the top. The caption was: "Eye contact, guys."
Okay. You put your tits out there and expect guys to not look? How moronic is that? Why set people up to fail? If you don't want guys to look at your boobs - hide them!
Just so you ladies who perpetrate this are aware, there is a reason why the guys you are attracted to never stick around. Think about this for a second: a guy approaches you in a bar while you are wearing a slinky, revealing top. He is very well dressed and never once obviously ogles you. Soon, you are dating this guy. Maybe you end up in bed with him. Then, he follows the pattern of all the rest of the guys in your life; he never calls you again or he simply dumps you and runs. Why does this always happen?
It's simple. If a guy doesn't look at your exposed, accentuated or highlighted boobs - it means there is something wrong with the guy! The male in question might be gay, married or a well rehearsed "playa". Once he gets whatever it is he wants out of you, i.e. access to your closet, a b.j., a romp in the sack, etc. - he moves on. You fell for him because he recognised your weakness. Your "booby trap" actually turned out to be a "tell" - he was able to defuse it and get to whatever he wanted from you.
Now, had you just gone with the guy who drooled all over your boobs - at least you would know he was honest, right up front. Yeah, maybe he's not into your brain, but at least you know his sex drive is working and in the right place. Next time you date him, put the girls in a sling and see if he can have a real conversation. If he can, let him go to third base after the fourth or fifth glass of wine, as a reward.
As for the brainiac with the moronic profile, I flagged her "nip pic" as inappropriate for the site. The site removed it this morning. Dumb Ass.
I need someone to explain this to me. A normal, intelligent woman puts on clothing. The clothing is revealing - it accentuates or some how shows off her breasts. This female then goes out into public and becomes angered when males examine her chest instead of making and not breaking eye contact. Now, if a store didn't want to sell an item, they wouldn't put it in the front window, would they? If you don't want people to look at your breasts, why show them off?
I ran across an ad on a dating site that just infuriated me. This woman had a very high opinion of herself to begin with. She was indeed somewhat attractive, but nothing out of the ordinary. This is one of my favorite parts of her profile:
The First Thing(s) People Usually Notice About Me
First, I get the dumb guy drool from those who notice my body.
Then, I open my mouth, and people notice the stark contrast between their foolish stereotype and who I actually am.
Then they notice I'm an ego maniac! Geez. The above would be just annoying, but the pictures she included with her profile make the whole thing insane. The first picture is of this blond, wearing jeans and a black top. But, she is squatting and leaning forward. So, the eye is immediately drawn to the deep "v" between her bra-less breasts. You can see all the way down to her stomach - no exaggeration. The second pic is the same girl in a red dress, cute but no big deal. The third picture illustrates the point beyond all else. Again, our blond brainiac is in a sexy top. This time, it's red lace and nothing else. Her nipples and tan lines are visible through the top. The caption was: "Eye contact, guys."
Okay. You put your tits out there and expect guys to not look? How moronic is that? Why set people up to fail? If you don't want guys to look at your boobs - hide them!
Just so you ladies who perpetrate this are aware, there is a reason why the guys you are attracted to never stick around. Think about this for a second: a guy approaches you in a bar while you are wearing a slinky, revealing top. He is very well dressed and never once obviously ogles you. Soon, you are dating this guy. Maybe you end up in bed with him. Then, he follows the pattern of all the rest of the guys in your life; he never calls you again or he simply dumps you and runs. Why does this always happen?
It's simple. If a guy doesn't look at your exposed, accentuated or highlighted boobs - it means there is something wrong with the guy! The male in question might be gay, married or a well rehearsed "playa". Once he gets whatever it is he wants out of you, i.e. access to your closet, a b.j., a romp in the sack, etc. - he moves on. You fell for him because he recognised your weakness. Your "booby trap" actually turned out to be a "tell" - he was able to defuse it and get to whatever he wanted from you.
Now, had you just gone with the guy who drooled all over your boobs - at least you would know he was honest, right up front. Yeah, maybe he's not into your brain, but at least you know his sex drive is working and in the right place. Next time you date him, put the girls in a sling and see if he can have a real conversation. If he can, let him go to third base after the fourth or fifth glass of wine, as a reward.
As for the brainiac with the moronic profile, I flagged her "nip pic" as inappropriate for the site. The site removed it this morning. Dumb Ass.
posted by Jericho Brown at 4/24/2007 09:39:00 AM
3 Comments:
Max and I had a similar conversation earlier today. I have a top that shows a TINY bit of cleavage and I was kind of shy to wear it without a cami underneath for our anniversary portrait. He couldn't understand why someone like me, who will happily show my boobs off to some guys, won't show a little cleave regularly. My answer is that when I'm showing my boobs off to certain guys, it's on my terms. I want them to see, so they see. If I'm running around in public with half my boobs hanging out, I don't get the benefit of deciding who's ogling me. Everyone can see. I'd just rather people notice my smile first... then my large, voluptuous breasts. :)
BTW- I went without the cami for the portrait. :)
Sucks that some women give us a bad rap. I personally like when somone notices my boobs. They aren't big, but they still like the attention!
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