Max: Dirty Hippy Dies
Quadriplegic Serving 10-Day Sentence For First-Time Marijuana Charge Dies In DC Jail
A 27-year-old quadriplegic man sentenced to serve ten days in a Washington, DC jail on charges that he possessed a minor amount of marijuana died while in custody last week due to inadequate health care, including prison officials' failure to provide him with a ventilator.
Boo hoo. I bet he OD'd on some pot one of his hippy friends smuggled in. Smoking pot makes baby Jesus cry. If you make baby Jesus cry, you get what you deserve.
A 27-year-old quadriplegic man sentenced to serve ten days in a Washington, DC jail on charges that he possessed a minor amount of marijuana died while in custody last week due to inadequate health care, including prison officials' failure to provide him with a ventilator.
Boo hoo. I bet he OD'd on some pot one of his hippy friends smuggled in. Smoking pot makes baby Jesus cry. If you make baby Jesus cry, you get what you deserve.
posted by Max Dobberstein at 6/08/2007 02:20:00 PM
6 Comments:
I'm so glad only creeps and whacks read this site - they won't take you seriously.
Ya know, you could write for the enemy.
There is a fine line between parody and joining the other side.
That said, anyone who thinks it is possible in any sense other than theoretical for someone to OD on pot probably can't read.
Uhm, not sure I'm flattered with the creeps and whacks comment, Jer. Thanks so much.
Max,
Assuming I am the only anti-pot, almost fundamentalist Christian that does read this site, I do feel obligated to share my opinion: ya made me laugh.
Okay, I'm sorry, if you laughed, either you inhaled or you aren't nearly as fundamentalist as you think you are. Having a sense of humor is very non-right wing.
Love you, Joni - you are a whack like the rest of us! You may even be (dun-dun-DUN!) ... a liberal! *Gasp!*
;)
I can forgive creep and whack, but if you ever call me the "L" word again I will bludgeon you with a hard back copy of "Atlas Shrugged".
Lemp?
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