Max: Blog Jazz

My dogs' unconditional love for me - along with the fact that they would eat their own shit if allowed - is proof of their lack of discernment.

Caffeine is the only thing that slows the inevitable onslaught of entropy.

If the day ends and I have not offended someone, then I have done nothing. If the day ends and no one has offended me, then I have learned nothing.

If no one tells you your plans are impossible, you are not being ambitious enough.

Look before you click.

Don't bite the hand that can format your hard drive.

If a new technology is not condemned by someone as an infernal device that will destroy the human spirit, it probably was not worth developing.

Anyone who successfully commits suicide should be forced to live with the consequences of his actions.

If you need cameras, keyloggers and screencaps to spy on your employees, you either hired the wrong people or are a jerk.

"All work and no play" is the battlecry of modern corporations.

Religion, boiled down, is using war to spread a message of peace and love to people you hate.

I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend with my life your right to say it. If it is annoying enough, I may just shoot myself to avoid having to listen to it.

Never say in ten words what you can say in two. Better yet, just shut the fuck up right now.