Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Max: Panic! Panic Now!

There's darkies on our ferries.

FBI agents in Seattle have asked the public to help identify two men spotted behaving in an "unusual" manner during several trips on the nation's largest ferry system.

Federal officials released a pair of photos of the men to the public Monday after they were shown to employees of the ferry system. The two men appear to be of Middle Eastern descent and are seen standing against the rail of a Washington State Ferries system vessel.

FBI field agents told ABC News' Seattle affiliate KOMO-TV that the two men were observed on ferries and seemed unusually interested in how the boats worked and docking procedures. They were seen on multiple ferry runs over a period of four to six weeks and ultimately photographed by a ferry employee.


Jericho, you and your fattest, hairiest, whitest friend need to start riding the ferries. Take pictures. Ask questions. Show an excessive interest in everything about the ferry. Keep hope panic alive!

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