Jericho: Gaypublicans
They go out of their way to hurt the cause of gay rights and keep themselves as deep in the closet as they possibly can, often hurting general civil rights and stomping on the Constitution as they go - they are the Gaypublicans!
First we had Bob Allen, then Larry Craig and now Richard Curtis.
I'm really starting to feel sorry for these losers, especially Larry Craig (a.k.a. Tappy McWidestance). I mean, these morons have needs. But, instead of recognizing the needs and desires for what they are - they go into total denial mode. They still have to fulfill the need, so, they start doing it secretly. Go on "the down-low" as it were.
At that point, they are so totally in denial that it all begins to seem natural. Gay bash by day, wear lingerie and sleep with gay prostitutes at night. Write anti-gay legislation at work, get some action in the air port on the way home.
In the end, they have done a ton of damage to the cause of gay acceptance not to mention gay rights. Then they get caught and all the damage they have done comes back to haunt them. The anti-gay monster they have fed is now looking to eat them. They are trapped in their own web of hatred. Their careers are over - because they lied to and encouraged the anti-gay voters who got them into their jobs. Then, you get dolts like Larry Craig who is SOOOO deep in denial, he's trying to rescue his career. It won't work - the whole party is turning its collective back on him.
None of this is healthy. Having unprotected sex with prostitutes or with random strangers in bathrooms is just self destructive! If they simply came out, said they were gay or even bi-sexual, claimed and owned their label, then worked for their own betterment, some portion of the voting population would accept them. They would still have their jobs and be happy. Instead, they are so filled with hatred that they want to destroy - and the first thing they go after is themselves.
It's really sad. I wasn't kidding when I say I feel sorry for these guys. They are sick. They are not sick because they are whatever shade of gay they might be - they are sick because they are in denial and filled with hatred. They need help.
First we had Bob Allen, then Larry Craig and now Richard Curtis.
I'm really starting to feel sorry for these losers, especially Larry Craig (a.k.a. Tappy McWidestance). I mean, these morons have needs. But, instead of recognizing the needs and desires for what they are - they go into total denial mode. They still have to fulfill the need, so, they start doing it secretly. Go on "the down-low" as it were.
At that point, they are so totally in denial that it all begins to seem natural. Gay bash by day, wear lingerie and sleep with gay prostitutes at night. Write anti-gay legislation at work, get some action in the air port on the way home.
In the end, they have done a ton of damage to the cause of gay acceptance not to mention gay rights. Then they get caught and all the damage they have done comes back to haunt them. The anti-gay monster they have fed is now looking to eat them. They are trapped in their own web of hatred. Their careers are over - because they lied to and encouraged the anti-gay voters who got them into their jobs. Then, you get dolts like Larry Craig who is SOOOO deep in denial, he's trying to rescue his career. It won't work - the whole party is turning its collective back on him.
None of this is healthy. Having unprotected sex with prostitutes or with random strangers in bathrooms is just self destructive! If they simply came out, said they were gay or even bi-sexual, claimed and owned their label, then worked for their own betterment, some portion of the voting population would accept them. They would still have their jobs and be happy. Instead, they are so filled with hatred that they want to destroy - and the first thing they go after is themselves.
It's really sad. I wasn't kidding when I say I feel sorry for these guys. They are sick. They are not sick because they are whatever shade of gay they might be - they are sick because they are in denial and filled with hatred. They need help.
posted by Jericho Brown at 11/01/2007 10:12:00 AM
7 Comments:
Let is not forget Ted Haggard.
I have listened to what these closet cases have to say about homosexuality. They really seem to believe that it is something every man struggles with. We all want the butt love, but with Da Lawd's grace we can just close our eyes and pretend ours wives are that sexy young guy we saw at church last sunday.
BTW, if I am ever in an airport in MN, I will have to avoid the bathrooms. I don't tap my foot, but i do have a wide stance.
My stance isn't narrow. However, I have never played footsie with the guy in the next stall or at the next urinal!
Craig is an embarrassment to the Republican party, and in this day and age, that's saying something.
I wasn't defending Craig. He is no doubt as gay as Jim. (And if you knew Jim...) On top of that he is a complete fucktard. But that does not mean his arrest was not bullshit.
If it is illegal to troll for dates in airport bathrooms, it shouldn't be. Just because he tried to pick up a dude in a bathroom doesn't mean he was intending to do that nasty there. The dude has money and there were hotels nearby.
Ever since then, I have lived in fear of getting arrested because I was moving my bowels in a stall designed by and for starving midgets and my foot accidentally crossed the borderline.
They read the Larry Craig police report on Stephanie Miller. If Craig did half the stuff that was in the report he should be arrested. I can't think of too many reasons why a cop would lie in this instance. I can think of plenty of reasons why a Senator would lie.
I don't remember if there was a discussion of money in the Craig case. In the Bob Allen case, Mr. Allen offered the cop $20 _AND_ a BJ ... how come I never get offers like that??
Max, you have nothing to worry about. Touching a foot is only one of the creepy things Craig allegedly did. He also, allegedly, among other things, loitered outside the cop's stall - looking in. If someone did that to me; gay, straight, cop, whatever - they are cruisin' for a beat down! Don't watch me when I pee!
I think you have more to fear from the stall design (I share your pain) than from an under cover cop in a bathroom. If Craig had gotten arrested for just touching feet or trying to get a date - I'd be jumping to his defense.
I'm just grateful the Democrats are back in charge and will be putting a brake on Republican/Bushite lunacy.
Neat! I managed to keep a straight face when I wrote that.
Ok... now I want all the lurid details of what this guy supposedly did.
Check out the video I pointed to - lots of fun stuff!
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