Jericho: One Milllllllion Dollars *pinky-mouth*
This is the funniest thing I've ever heard!
Okay, anyone trying to open a bank account will be closely scrutinized. Opening an account with cash will get you more closely scrutinized. Opening with a large amount of cash more so.
Opening an account with anything larger than a $100 bill will set off all kinds of red flags. The U.S. Mint doesn't make a larger denomination than the $100 bill anymore. If you have a $1000 bill, it's still legal tender, but the illegal drug trade have gathered most of those for their own use. Even they don't use them much anymore.
So, showing up in a bank with a millllllion dollar bill? Yeah. Good Luck!!
I would just have loved to see the look on the bank officers' face when she saw this bill. "Excuse me sir, I just have to run off and make a call to the Secret Service."
Okay, anyone trying to open a bank account will be closely scrutinized. Opening an account with cash will get you more closely scrutinized. Opening with a large amount of cash more so.
Opening an account with anything larger than a $100 bill will set off all kinds of red flags. The U.S. Mint doesn't make a larger denomination than the $100 bill anymore. If you have a $1000 bill, it's still legal tender, but the illegal drug trade have gathered most of those for their own use. Even they don't use them much anymore.
So, showing up in a bank with a millllllion dollar bill? Yeah. Good Luck!!
I would just have loved to see the look on the bank officers' face when she saw this bill. "Excuse me sir, I just have to run off and make a call to the Secret Service."
posted by Jericho Brown at 11/29/2007 01:28:00 PM
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A few years ago, someone passed a clearly fake $100 bill (it had Shrub's picture one it) at a DQ. He got $98 in change.
The thing is, the crime of counterfeiting requires that the perp intend to pass the fake off as real. The fake in this case was so clearly a fake, the guy walked.
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