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Why can't I have the kind of crazy that comes with fun stories?
posted by Max Dobberstein at 5/16/2008 09:02:00 AM
Friday, May 16, 2008
Why can't I have the kind of crazy that comes with fun stories?
Why can't I have the kind of crazy that comes with fun stories?
4 Comments:
I'm sure you could if you wanted.
Start by throwing out any bit of logic in your brain.
Next select a "sacred" number. Ever noticed that most numbers with "significance" are single digits or just a repeated single digit? For example: 3, 4, 7, 33, 666, etc.
Then, find that many dissimilar, uncommon, often misunderstood things. For example, let's chose the number 3. Then, we chose the Titanic, Mt. St. Helens and Mammoths.
Then we start finding vague, general connections between these things and start making wildly outrageous claims related to those vague, tenuous associations.
Last but not least, connect any of these associations to the Bible, preferably the old testament. The connection to the Bible does not actually have to exist as it is easy to take just about any passage in the Bible out of context and make it mean whatever you wish.
So in our example, we begin by noting that Mt. St. Helens is a volcano. There are volcanoes in Greece. Mammoths, when they died, left behind their bones, including their large, skulls. It is thought that these skulls were the origin of the Greek myths about giants who roamed the earth, known as the Titans. The Greeks, the "Hellenistic" people, worshiped the Titans for millennia.
Genesis 6:4 reads "There were giants in the earth in those days ..."
The ship "Titanic" sank on April 15th 1912.
By studying the sacred numbers, we can see a pattern here: Genesis 6:4 is a code from God. The numbers 6 and 4 can be divided by the same sacred number: 2. Six divided by two is three, which is also a sacred number.
When 1912 is turned into an multiplication series, i.e. 1x9x1x2, we come to the number 18, subtract the number 15, as in April 15, and we get 3, the same sacred number.
Mount St. Hellens erupted in 1480 and then again in 1980 ... hmm! Mount St. Helens is known to the native people in the area as The Bridge of the Gods.
We can see from the sacred numbers, the clues from the Bible and from history itself that when Mount St. Helens erupts again, and we know this will be soon as we are in the last days, God will open a bridge and giants will pour out of the volcano and destroy all the great works of man ... blah, blah, blah, yakkity-schmackity.
See? Simple really ...
If you tried, you could be downright dangerous.
... or I could be a barking loon in my own private candy store.
Yes. You have convinced me that you lack the ability to convince stupid people to believe silly things.
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