Max: For Everything Else
Getting a 30 minute call 10 minutes before I am about to leave: 20 minutes
Having to stop and explain what is taking so long: 15 minutes
Listening to them bitch about how I am keeping them from going home and not killing them: my soul
Having to stop and explain what is taking so long: 15 minutes
Listening to them bitch about how I am keeping them from going home and not killing them: my soul
posted by Max Dobberstein at 9/08/2008 06:25:00 PM
4 Comments:
Dude, you gotta get outta that job.
Laura keeps telling me how low the cost of living is there. Couldn't you just donate sperm, blood and hair to make a living? How about a good skin harvest once a year. You get money, some burn victim gets your ass for a new face. Everyone wins!
Until they take my house, my wife leaves me, my dogs starve to death and I end up dead because I head-butted the 10th cop to tell me to "move along" in the same night.
So .... the cost of living isn't THAT low. I see.
Based on some cursory research using The Google, I would need to make about $60,000 a year to have the same standard of living as I do now in St. Louis.
Your mileage may vary.
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