Jericho: Duck Chimpy!

Someone threw shoes at our current lame duck, President Chimpy McCokeSpoon.



First, Shrub has more huevos than Denny's! The least popular president in U.S. history decides to make a farewell trip to Iraq? He's lucky it was just shoes!

Second, the guy that threw the shoes? Yeah, he needed a better strategy! Chimpy's reflexes are so hopped up on Blow that there was no way a shoe was going to hit him in the head. He probably could have dodged a bullet! The shoe thrower should have aimed the first shoe at the chest, then fired for the head. It would have confused the prestard and might have gotten a hit. Just saying.

I'm waiting to hear that the Secret Service will not allow anyone to wear shoes at any future press conferences. Maybe they can set up the TSA to make people take off their shoes before entering the room. Maybe you will be allowed to wear your shoes, but only once they have been tested for explosives, sniffed by dogs and secured with duct tape!

I gotta admit, I know this is a huge insult in that culture, but in my culture it would have been HILARIOUS to have seen Shrub catch a shoe in the nose!