Jericho: The Toxicity Went Down to Georgia

I know, those violins are just electric guitars played with bows on the shoulders of cute girls ... but, still ..... this may be the hottest thing I've ever seen!

I certainly banged my head! :)

Max: Glenn Beck - The Early Years

Jericho: There are 25 more where these came from!

Jericho: The State of Television

Chuck Lorre is possibly one of the funniest men alive. He produced Dharma & Greg and is currently producing The Bing Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men. At the end of these shows, Chuck has a "Vanity Card" - it flashes up briefly and the only way to read it is to record the show or watch it on DVD - or check out the archive I linked to back there ...

On a recent 2.5 Men (Originally Aired March 28th, 2008) Mr. Lorre ran the following Vanity Card. I think it paints a picture of our modern, American lives ...

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #199

Tonight's episode was about Charlie being drugged and imprisoned by his stalker, Rose. In addition, we did jokes about nasal spray being an effective aid for love-making, a young boy's desire to go to a strip bar, a mother cavalierly assuming that her son has some sort of third-world venereal disease, a Korean woman suffocating from the toxic fumes she inhales painting the toe nails of a "white she-bitch," stalking the British Royal Family, a woman holding a man's penis while he urinates, two men being interrupted while defecating, suppositories as a barbiturate delivery system, and finally, a hooker used to purposely transmit a viral infection. But the joke that we could not put in the show tonight, the one comic moment that CBS Broadcast Standards absolutely refused to bend on, was a harmless bit of word play which required the mention of a name-brand hard liquor. When I asked why, I was told it's against CBS corporate policy. I desperately wanted a drink.