Thursday, June 30, 2005

Jericho: Down in a Hole

Oh, jeez. I'm ... I'm just sickened by this in so many ways. I like to think it takes a lot to get to me, but this just does.

So, a guy from Maine, goes to NH, finds an outhouse near a swimming hole and hiking trail. He crawls into the hole in the girls bathroom and waits for someone to sit down. He stands in gallons of human waste, in hip waders, just so he can see random women relieving themselves! This is amazing to me. I have never, EVER, been that horny!

Disgusting. The guy should be locked away somewhere - and he's out on $250 bond!

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Jericho: Zombie Dogs!

I don't think the picture has much to do with the article, but, then again, these dogs aren't really zombies either. Gotta love the media!

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Max: This Is The End

Yesterday was my last day in the High Speed Internet department. Appropriately, it was one of the shittiest I have had in a long time. Tomorrow I start training for the Telephony department. From what I have heard from they who have already moved over there, it is a brainless job for the most part. As Telephony deals only with cable lines and VOIP convertors there is none of the frustration that comes from dealing with virus and spyware ("I never had these kind of problems when I was with AOL") laiden computers.

The thing I am most looking forward to is that for at least the next two weeks, I will be off of the phones. After spending the better part of a decade being the whipping boy for peple who seem to think that the worse they treat me the better I will treat them, two weeks in a training class sounds almost like a vacation.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Jericho: God designed THIS? What a moron!

Let me start off being very clear here. I hold very few religious beliefs. I was raised Catholic, but the idiots at my Catholic high school accidently taught me to think for myself. Do I believe in God? The most honest answer I can come up with is that I have no evidence one way or the other to His existence. It's real easy to stand on the deck of my office building and see a great city surrounded by the natural beauty of the Pacific North West; the Sound, the mountains, the glorious blue sky and think, yeah, this is WAY beyond the understanding of man. Then, I think about the Geology and Astronomy and Chemistry I've studied and realize that, yeah, it's a complex system, and maybe we don't understand everything, but the depth of human understanding increases every day. There are more scientists alive today than have ever lived - we may just figure everything out! Maybe we will even find God, hiding behind some quark somewhere.

Then, these morons show up. The Religious Right is just looking for new ways to piss me off! "Intelligent Design" is an effort to "seek objectivity in origins science." The idea is to poke holes in Evolutionary Theory by showing that there is a design, a purpose to life, that it didn't "just happen" naturally.

Now, if this was their neat little theory that they kept to themselves, I'd be fine with that. It's a free country, you can think whatever you want. There are people out there that still think the world if flat and that the moon landings were faked - enjoy, folks! What gets me is that they are pushing this into the public schools.

These jerks couldn't get Creationism taught in the public schools because it violates constitutional separation of church and state. So, now, they have come up with this pseudo-science mumbo-gumbo and are trying to wedge it into the schools. The sick thing is that it's working!

From what (little) I have read (because this stuff turns my stomach and makes me giggle at the same time) they are supposing that some unexplained Intelligence (notice the capitalization, there) has designed all life for a purpose. If you look at their website, they have papers and press releases and books that they point to - no real information on the site itself, more's the pity. These works are all supposed to justify this as an alternative to evolutionary teaching.

What's brilliantly sick about this is that it absolutely attacks science at it's most vulnerable spot. Scientists attempt to maintain objectivity. So, even if a theory is less likely, it should at least be entertained and disproved, not merely rejected out of hand. So, I can bring any theory to the scientific table, where it will be debated to death, tested to it's limits and either proven, disproved or left as an enigma. This process can take decades, centuries.

However, the process these ID people are using shows they have no concern for scientific method. Instead of letting the evidence of their science convince people, they are fighting this in the political arena. Evolution took almost 100 years to become mainstream science. Thousands of scientists presenting PHYSICAL evidence to support their theories won over the critics - not religious dogma or political power.

The thing that sucks the most, is that they want to foist this on the kids. On the website, they talk about evolutionary science "indoctrinating" children. I quote: "The naturalistic conclusion is antagonistic to theistic religion and leads to non-theistic belief systems, laws, morals and ethics that sharply conflict with those derived from the major religions of the world." So what? No "major world religion" agrees with any other "major world religion" on the origin of life. So, we should teach kids a "science" based heavily on judeo-christian teachings, just because kids might get other ideas? What about the kids who are agnostic or atheist before they get to school? You're going to teach them your philosophy, violating their rights, just because of your fears? Talk about hypocritical! "Don't be indoctrinated by science! Let us indoctrinate you!" Teach whatever you want in your private schools - it's constitutional right that you get to screw up your kids however you like, just keep it out of the public schools!

Scientists have never discussed "Intelligent Design" because there is no PHYSICAL evidence! All the "evidence" presented, to my knowledge, has other explanations that are based on PHYSICAL, not moral, ethical or religious, evidence. When is the Religious Reich going to get it through their head that we don't want a theocracy?

I was taught religion and science side-by-side - one of the few compliments I can give to my education. I probably fall on the side of science. But, I don't see a conflict most of the time. As far as I'm concerned, the Bible is a collection of history and stories, helping man understand the world around him. Did God create man? I wasn't there. Why not? Do I have evidence one way or the other? Nope. God didn't leave a (TM) on the human body, but science has yet to narrow down the fossil evidence to the point where we can say, "Aha! That's the missing link - the moment we became humans!" God could have taken cro-magnon and given him intelligence. Of course, so could have aliens from Alpha Fubastis. Or, mitochondrial Eve could have been a mutant with a big brain and we all trace back our families to her. No one knows the answer to this - so why invent one?

Now, as for actual intelligent design, I have plenty of ways to disprove that crap! If the human body is the best God can do - well, let's just say he's a poor architect. Start with the sinuses, I've already done a rant on that - look at the bottom of the page, I really need to work on the archives! This is but one of the "vestigial anachronisms" in the human body. For all of you vegetarians out there, I refer you to the appendix - an organ in the body that would serve a purpose if we were MEANT to eat only vegetables! One of my favorites: two lungs, two kidneys, a liver that will repair itself if given time - one heart! Great design. Then we have a spine that's more intended for qudrapeds than bipeds - leaving us will all manner of neck, lower back and shoulder pain. The pinky toe? Besides being there to remind us that life is pain and to avoid the coffee table in the dark - it has zero use! Don't get me started on toe nails! The nose? I have theories, but I have no hard evidence, it could have been skipped or redesigned. In short, God designed a piece of shit. Thanks for nothing!

Posit: God designed man with all crap included, or all the crap is left overs from thousands of years of evolution? Occam's Razor says "evolution."

Monday, June 20, 2005

Max: Jer Finally Loses It

Via CNN:

"SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) -- Police shot a man wearing a large backpack and carrying what looked like a grenade at a federal courthouse in downtown Seattle Monday as authorities shut down and evacuated the building, police said."

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Max: Jesus Wants Tree Held Hostage

Via the STL Post

"The Rev. Johnnie B. Wilson II has an offer for the people of Centralia, Ill.: Come up with $75,000 and he'll spare a 200-year-old bur oak tree on his church's property."

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Max: Superman Is A Dick

Here's proof.

Friday, June 17, 2005

Max: Let's Do The Time Warp Again

BBC: New model 'permits time travel'

"If you went back in time and met your teenage parents, you could not split them up and prevent your birth - even if you wanted to, a new quantum model has stated."

The odd thing is, I have been saying this for a while.

Max: Suck My PETA

CNN: PETA employees charged with animal cruelty

"Two employees of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have been charged with animal cruelty after dumping dead dogs and cats in a shopping center garbage bin, police said."

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Max: Don't Fret

I currently own two bass guitars. One, a graphite necked Peavey G-Bass, the other a fretless Fender J-Bass. I love my fretless, but my intonation (that is, the accurate fingering of notes) is poor, so my fretted (first a Carvin LB76, then the G-Bass) has always been my main axe. Last night, my G-Bass died. Well, the volume pot died wich killed the onboard electronics. Repair will not be cheap. Replacement is out of the question - not just because of the expense. As much as I look forward to adding to my bass arsenal, the G-bass deserves to be brought back to life. It will just have to wait.

When I realized my main bass was dead, I yelled and cursed the universe for stealing one of the few things that keeps me going. But, in the end, I could not stay as angry and depressed as part of me thought I should. A voice in my head (one of the few that doesn't advocate random violence) kept saying, "You still have the fretless. It's time to get better on the fretless." Even as bad as this situation is, I simply could not let my bass be a source of misery. No wonder I keep sticking with it. It really is one of the few souces of happiness in my life. I don't know if I will ever truly get good on the fretless - not that I am a diva on the fretted - but for the time being it is my main axe. So, I'll play it, get a litte better and see what happens.

Friday, June 10, 2005

Max: The GOP is N U T S

House panel OKs big cut in public broadcasting funds

"In addition, the subcommittee acted to eliminate within two years all federal money for the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, which passes federal funds to public broadcasters, starting with a 25 percent reduction in CPB's budget for next year, from $400 million to $300 million."

Jericho: Go Stinky!

This is one of the most inspiring things I've ever read. I'm still looking for a way to link to the ABC News story I saw on Comcast's "The Fan" - great bit of video. Either way, read the story here. It's too bad that the right wing is trying so hard to keep these de-facto Americans down. I especially liked the bit on page four about Power Point - give that kid a scholarship to MIT!

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Jericho: Mandate!!

We have a mandate from the people, Republicans! One hundred and twenty six votes is one hell of a mandate! How does it feel, right wingers? Suck it!

The two party system should be gutted and rebuilt. Wasington state is a prime example of what I'm talking about. Read this then read this.

The Rep candidate wins by a few dozen votes, the Dem candidate requests a recount. The Dem candidate then comes out on top. The Rep candidate requests a recount because "ballots had been found" *nudge-nudge-wink* - what happens? The Dem candidate comes out further on top and the Rep sues for the next six months and loses.

Should have moved to Canada when it was fashionable ...

Monday, June 06, 2005

Max: Mactel

"Apple will introduce its first Macs using Intel Pentium processors by next June, Jobs told developers here. The company plans to complete its move from its current PowerPC-based computers to Intel-based ones by the end of 2007," according to thestreet.com.

Does this mean I may soon be able to load OSX on my new laptop?

And what does our resident Mac freak think of this?

Max: SCOTUS - "Sick People Need Jailin'!"

Supreme Court allows prosecution of medical marijuana

"WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The U.S. Supreme Court Monday ruled doctors can be blocked from prescribing marijuana for patients suffering from pain caused by cancer or other serious illnesses."

In other news, they have outlawed Aspirin.

It is an interesting ruling. Basically, they said that it is well established in law that federal law trumps state law on matters cannabinoid. The funny thing is that in almost every other matter, this particular group of Supremes usually tend to lean more towards the "states' rights" camp. It's only in victimless, bedroom crimes that they tend to go for whoever is more restrictive. If the tables were turned and fed law allowed medical marijuana use and some states where blocking, I have little doubt the SCOTUS would have found that state law trumps the Fed.

That said, I am pleased to see that three of the most right-wing, states' rights Supremes, O'Conner, Thomas and Rehnquist actually stuck to their philosophical guns for once and dissented from this ruling. Too bad we can never quite seem to get a solid libertarian oriented majority on cases like this.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Jericho: Kitts

Here they are, by angry request, our kittens:



The tabby looking directly at the camera is the shy but cute Phoebe. Yes, the one on the left. The grey and white one is the out going but easily put to sleep Monica. Yes, the Friends reference was intentional.

These two are rescue kitties. Phoebe came to the rescuer hissing and ticked off, now she is a total lover. The moment you pick her up, she starts purring and doesn't stop. Monica is just a ball of cute, she will playfully attack Phoebe one second and then the next fall alseep on your chest. These two are great additions to the family.



As for the other two cats, Tigger and Wesley, well, they are not too impressed. There has been a lot of hissing and spitting and running away. These two will get over the invasion of their space. Meanwhile, we have been keeping the kittens in the bathroom. The bathroom is pretty small, sharing it with two kittens, food and water dishes and a litter tray is a little much. We are letting them out into the house this weekend. Here's hoping the kittens survive "The Revenge of Wes!"

(The "Revenge" is being sighed at - I'm sure the kittens will survive. Wesley is quite the sissy.)